hey, does anyone want to lock antlers and drown together in a cold lake? it has to be weird.
im like if a dog that should have been put down was an alive girl
(ID: both images are a text message conversation between OP and Mothership [their mom]
Mom: Text me to say you're home safely
OP: I'm home dangerously
Mom: Stop it
OP: I'm home lethally
OP: I'm home in an extremely lackadaisical and downright reckless fashion
Mom: Text me that you are at home and not in a wheelie bin
OP: My journey home is violating so many health and safety regulations
I've killed three pedestrians
Mom: You're breaking my heart
OP: I actually got murdered as soon as I left your field of vision
Mom: So not funny
OP: And then got up and was immediately murdered again by a different person
Mom: On the tube now
So unable to respond to your witticisms
OP: Who knows how many times I'll have been murdered by the time you get off the tube
end ID)
was digging through my grandma’s attic and found this SCARY video on her old 1922 iphone…
"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"
Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn't that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?
Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that's wild
"Wouldn't they recognize him bc he's with Zelda" Everyone interacting with Zelda was like "Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who's building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!"
ALTZelda keeps coming across spare genders she doesn't need and Link follows behind scooping them all up off the ground like a starving trash possum
Someone uses an unfamiliar pronoun around Zelda, and she hears the item pickup sound come from Link
Every time this comes across my dash it’s gotten better.
THIS
